Small and terrible.

Jun 02

do this tomorrow jess:

http://melissaesplin.com/2010/05/sweetheart-bow-t-shirt-tutorial/

WAFFLEEEEEEESSS <3<3

I really want a waffle maker for my birthday. :(

(via cuntlery)

I saw this link from a bitch looking for a 'love at first sight' she saw in a jeep. This bitch is so dense I can't even

[video]

I wanna go to school na kasi gusto ko nang pumayat

I mean I’m not gorda right now but I am on the higher side of my scale :| I just really want to go to school and become active again. I think I might become thinner than i was in high school because of the following reasons

My course is mofo Chemical Engineering which means no sleep for five years wheee
Lots of walking, since my school is the awesome U of P Diliman
My PE is a workout PE, and I plan to woooork it

Yun lang.

Jun 01

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Book club with authors

Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie

tehfunnieststuff:

Now THIS is biblical advice I can get behind

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I need my own awesomeness to save me :(

(via reveriebound)

I. Love. This book.

(Source: whitepaperquotes, via outoftheirminds)

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg

OHMYGOD =)))))))))))))

(via meet-me-at-pigfarts)

May 31

Goodbye May!

Tomorrow is the beginning of my life :) Not really, I mean I’ve began like eighteen years ago :))

But I’ve been waiting for this for so long.COLLEGE. Before, it used to be this dream we all talked about, it seemed so far away and unreal. “Pag college na ako…”

But now I stand with my feet in the water, with my wings spread, ready for the waves to take me away. It’s a maroon tide. ;)

(Source: d0vestep)